1/14/2023 (How often in the last 14 days have I gotten the year wrong?)
Inevitably I am reading this the day after yesterday, but no worries: it's always Right Now.
I thought now might be a good time to interject that my father had a dog named Koala Shnoodkins Babykins Bumblebee Angelica Innocence Beetle Bow-wow Pussycat Delicatessen Ticky Turgeon. There might have been more, but that's as much as we can presently recover from The Archive.
Koala for short.