No, really, I know it’s 2023 and yesterday was Halloween — I MEAN — Black Christmas — uh — ah — I meant — Freaky Friday — shit — shoot — I mean Freaky Friday — no — no — no — I told you — I should stop while I was ahead — It was Friday the 13th! — But you had to be there — Thank the FSM I got over it this year — I meant yesterday — I mean tomorrow
Inevitably I am reading this the day after yesterday, but no worries: it's always Right Now.
I thought now might be a good time to interject that my father had a dog named Koala Shnoodkins Babykins Bumblebee Angelica Innocence Beetle Bow-wow Pussycat Delicatessen Ticky Turgeon. There might have been more, but that's as much as we can presently recover from The Archive.
Koala for short.