Corporate chumminess I call it. "Goes with everything...but best with food"
Mate: I'm not your mate, is my Bri'ish response.
These titanic corporate a-holes have a cheek listing all these ingredients and using the word "food" anywhere near the list. And I don't mean in the Bri'ish corporate chumminess sense of the word 'cheek'. (e.g. "Have a cheeky coffee before you get to work.")
There was a meme recently where some AI supposedly suggested thickening up pizza sauce with some non-toxic glue. Seems that the learning model sampled some sarcasm from Babylon Bee or The Onion or something similar.
I keep on mentioning the glue bit, did just last night. Back in the late 70s our favorite gathering for was a local Pizza Hut, and while I do acknowledge there's a certain nostalgia, it is also true that the food supply want as industrialized, the veggies did not contain round up, the cows who made the milk were mostly on small dairy farms, their wasn't a high fructose corn syrup culture, and most of the ingredients were still locally sourced. I said to my wife yesterday it's been 20 years since I last tried Pizza Hut, but I'm afraid they they took the glue suggestion seriously to cut down on the pretty chemical cheese 🍕
Most Saturdays I make my own pizza with mostly mushrooms and no sauce as such, just tomato puree. Cheap mozarella and cheddar and just a smear of Bostik. Ok. Not Bostik. Some weeks it isn't quite right, a bit sloppy in the middle. I'll just eat that bit with a spoon man!
Corporate chumminess I call it. "Goes with everything...but best with food"
Mate: I'm not your mate, is my Bri'ish response.
These titanic corporate a-holes have a cheek listing all these ingredients and using the word "food" anywhere near the list. And I don't mean in the Bri'ish corporate chumminess sense of the word 'cheek'. (e.g. "Have a cheeky coffee before you get to work.")
There was a meme recently where some AI supposedly suggested thickening up pizza sauce with some non-toxic glue. Seems that the learning model sampled some sarcasm from Babylon Bee or The Onion or something similar.
But hey: we made it to June!! Who knew.
I keep on mentioning the glue bit, did just last night. Back in the late 70s our favorite gathering for was a local Pizza Hut, and while I do acknowledge there's a certain nostalgia, it is also true that the food supply want as industrialized, the veggies did not contain round up, the cows who made the milk were mostly on small dairy farms, their wasn't a high fructose corn syrup culture, and most of the ingredients were still locally sourced. I said to my wife yesterday it's been 20 years since I last tried Pizza Hut, but I'm afraid they they took the glue suggestion seriously to cut down on the pretty chemical cheese 🍕
Most Saturdays I make my own pizza with mostly mushrooms and no sauce as such, just tomato puree. Cheap mozarella and cheddar and just a smear of Bostik. Ok. Not Bostik. Some weeks it isn't quite right, a bit sloppy in the middle. I'll just eat that bit with a spoon man!
The latest hyperpop sticky pizza song... https://suno.com/song/35c68558-0c4c-4871-bfd6-c57597b831e5
OMG 😱 Thanks?