NASA COMMENTS ON DAVID LYNCH ASCENDING
You are the U in UFO Con/Jur/d, 1/16/2025 We know what you’re thinking you still don’t believe it will happen you regard death like those bubbled spacesuits, trimmed with gold, framed by outdated gender roles, tentacles and radiated giants, forgotten under the bed a wished for second life, as collectables antiques, walking in the snow YESTERDAY Realized we are the Unidentified flying Object, hovering over, the unfaced absence projecting, organizing, fleshy gyroscopics preventing an icy slip, monuments IN THIS ICY CEMETERY all imply the 2001 scene, the one Kubrick and Clark excavated from our already lost future the one where we mean and do something more than the banal evil, play with the boring castoffs of modernities adolescent emperors, we were reminded We are the UFOs, this: UNEXPECTED, UNIDENTIFIED, UNKNOWN flying, hurtling, falling, gliding, accelerating through SPACE AND TIME our entire lives are exploring the artifacts left behind by an alien extraterrestrial force of unclear origin and occluded intention, we are the vivisectionists THE PROBERS THE ASCENDANT CRAFT emerging and returning to THIS GREAT UNKNOWN.
Maybe, if you’d been sober Con/Jur/d, 1/14/2025 Instead of not drinking instead of not smoking instead of laughing, we GOT SOBER If we'd had drunk parents (had/had) said with a slur if we'd not teetered if we'd not totaled if we’d been diagnosable if we’d fit on the spectrum Instead of being PURPLE Having no corresponding wavelength an optical interpretive dance, an illusion of biology, if only we’d been violet, we could have communicated with the BLUE GREEN YELLOW ORANGE RED Even, if only by Optical Spectographer or like Goethe, and other ANCESTRAL filters unlike the one time, when we definitely weren’t sober, we’d weighted our NERVOUS (system) we carried a load of caffeine we carried a load of nicotine (and 200 other minor chemical constituents including beta-carboline) we carried a load of ethanol and hops and we carried a load of 4-BROMO-2,5-DIMETHOXYPHENEETHYLAMINE we were not SOBER we couldn’t pretend we couldn’t operate machinery we couldn’t walk a straight line (without a hip swirl without a finger snap without a sway without a throaty AHH) we couldn’t read BUT we could see colors not normally seen, time traveled to the beginning the DARK/LIGHT EXPLOSION later, the emergence of biology later, still complex organisms (we remember dinosaurs trumpeting) and finally, back in our body, a continuation, of the explosion hurled into place on the old-cloth covered couch, next to the terrarium an Albino Leopard Gecko, staring asking us how was Great⁹ UNCLE FRANK, and the Belldona outside the window blew lonely dreaming notes on its long white flowers AND WE KNEW (with certainty) Everything was still exploding still moving, WE ARE THIS (not something else) but when asked we only respond with a description of purple “Royal, alone with cousins black and white, we know it to be true, although our instrumental interlocutors will never see it the way we do, we know it to be TRUE” Maybe, they said if you’d been sober.
TELL US IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE 1/18/2025, Con/Jur/d You've heard this one/it bears repeating: A Green Glarextec Tec Tec goes out everyday on the BIG BIG and BANG BANG BANG, zhe feed the community, the symbiotes and PARASITE and hangs out with extensions doing SLURP SLURP, late into the night BOTH FUN and GOOD FOR YOU PARASITE says One night deep in the muck THUMP THUMPING, the dregs of SLURP SLURP, a minor dream spirit, a WHO MAN, shows up uses his pronged extenders and pulls up to the rivulet trough and starts sucking and asks Glarextec What do you do? And so GG, feeling generous even with the inconvenience of a lying, cheating spirit, tells it about the BIG BIG and the BANG BANG BANG and the community and the symbiotes how zhe and Tec Tec Tec have three, A ROUNDED PERFECTION PARASITE says, and of course the nightly SLURP SLURP and how DEEP BLUE is really DEEP BLUE after SLURP SLURP when zhe gets ready zhe’s POLE POLE and SWAY SWAY for the BANG BANG BANG AND the WHO MAN as they always do says "You just give it away?" This time Glarextec calls over to TEC TEC TEC "Cover the symbiotes audio receptors" zhe doesn’t want to hear the looping sell this and buy that, exploit this resource, claim it to be yours and yours alone these WHO MANS these lying/cheating restless dream spirits gave zhes extensions a twitchiness an itchiness with scales scales WHERE THERE SHOULD BE PURE UNDULATION PARASITE says, so under the trough zhe grabbed POLE POLE and without and SWAY SWAY performed BANG BANG BANG on the vile spirit and although DEEP BLUE with a DEEPER PURPLE is missed, PARASITE bloated well, symbiotes and Tec Tec Tec excreted undulates, zhe didn’t SLURP SLURP that night, although zhe wonders And says "If one BANG BANG BANGS a dream WHO MAN in the BIG BIG, do they leave the dream forever? or do they become ‘real’?" NOT ONE OF THEM COULD MUSHEE MUSHY AFTER THAT.
Much love,
Con/Jur/d, 1/19/2025
Yours reminded me of mine I wrote from Hamster days:
I slurped a beer with an old witch,
she sings a song of this and that,
Hear me now as I slur this stitch,
of song and laughter while I sat.
Yes, here I am a drunken man,
What spells she cast upon my lips?
No rhyme no rhythm as my voice ran,
Left with the tale of one man’s quips.
Hey ho! A witch absorbs the hurt,
man's evil comes unmistaken.
The world presence should come alert,
for man’s greed bleeds the forsaken.
I’m enlightened by these bold words,
Blessed by hope through her curse.
Beware of what a witch’s murmurs,
A drunken man am I in verse.