Glad you managed to touch down without being menaced by any of those terrifying balloons. Apparently 'they' are spying on 'us'. (Well: you, in fact, as I'm safely tucked away here in the dying Old World a long way away from Kansas.) But there is no escape: I'm told that my cellphone spies on me 24/7. If I leave it out in the garden and keep the cat locked in will that lovely Mr Biden rustle up a fighter plane to come and sort it out for me?
Glad you managed to touch down without being menaced by any of those terrifying balloons. Apparently 'they' are spying on 'us'. (Well: you, in fact, as I'm safely tucked away here in the dying Old World a long way away from Kansas.) But there is no escape: I'm told that my cellphone spies on me 24/7. If I leave it out in the garden and keep the cat locked in will that lovely Mr Biden rustle up a fighter plane to come and sort it out for me?