Not Cool

2/26/2025

We’re not cool — although we occasionally get to play the role IRL

We weren’t cool enough to hear “Bug Powder” in ‘95

SELF PORTRAIT AS THIS PHOTO

Did we ever tell you?
we were crossing the Texas/Oklahoma
PANHANDLE and wanted BBQ
google suggested a well reviewed
place, we assumed, was an homage
bar called Twin Peaks - we arrived

at a STRIP mall, with the iconic cooperian
hard wood trim, we wondered at the quality
of the
                       CHERRY PIE

Mysteriously, despite the parking lot aesthetic
the slogan was:

“ Eats. Drinks. Scenic Views. ”

What views?

Upon entering, we discovered the all women
WAIT/STAFF was attired in minimalist lingerie

The food wasn't bad and they had some VEGAN
options despite the carnivorous clientele

DESPITE THE DIFFERENCES IN LANGUAGE — POV — DIAGNOSTIC CATEGORIES — TEXAS TELEVISION LOOKED LIKE THE TV IN THE OTHER 49

This committee — or wake — contemplates the rise in the overdone face among a certain population — making them look like anime — embodied AI — Laura Palmer

EVEN IN CALIFORNIA — WE MISS CALIFORNIA

WE APOLOGIZE FOR DISRUPTIONS IN COMMUNICATION

SOMETIMES THE GROUND IS’NT WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS

Much love,

Con/Jur/d, 2/26/2025