“We’re staying an extra day but most of the Adult Sleep Away Campers have gone home”
“Nothing is certain and yet we use words like ‘last’ to indicate ending when mostly we mean beginning”
“In the modern subsumed Judeo-Christian program there is an error in the code — We habitually focus on the means of the last day rather than the message and when we do see the message we are incapable of understanding it”
“Would we be less cruel if he had died in a hot tub after drinking inadvisable amounts with his brothers?”
“A long-standing Unirondack creation myth is of the Hydrofax whose penchant for peanut butter has led to post-meal attacks on campers — Their watery ends have provided fertile soil for generations of campers”
“Occasionally the Hydrofax sheds a horn and allows it to wash up on shore as a reminder — The Last Day Snack on some was the beginning of camp ecstasies for many others”
“If it is simply a reflection then become familiar with the concaveness — the opacity and the tiny imperfections of your reflective surface”
