Carrots are Drugs Con/Jur/d , 5/18/2023 Bugs Bunny demonstrates clearly carrot is drug, his othering of everyone as Doc, is classic drug-seeking behavior the diagnosed Junky’s wish to score to rig the system in their flavor, the coded dog-whistle “What’s up?” translated for the unhip, the square, those who refuse to let their hare down as “What’ll get me high, Doc? where can I get my beta-carotene fix?” Children, children, children — HOW DO WE KEEP THEM SAFE? From Drugs, drugs, drugzzzz You didn’t know? You didn’t Know! They are in danger! They are in danger They — are — in — danger If your mind wanders or you forget please refer to the US Oligarch Code, ARTICLE 23 THEY ARE IN DANGER! Repeat, repeat until you forget the article, forget the context forget where and who you are and your breeder status until all, you know, for certain: CHILDREN/CHILDREN/CHILDREN ARE/ARE IN/IN DANGER/DANGER FROM/FROM DRUGS/DRUGS/DRUGS It's not good enough to just repeat rotely you need to be able to repeat in a round CHILDREN/CHILDREN/ CHILDREN/CHILDREN ARE/CHILDREN CHILDREN/ARE DANGER/IN IN/DANGER FROM/ DRUGS DRUGS/FROM DRUGS/DRUGS I’m not musical, so if I can do it so can you! Offbeat clappers awkward dancers! But its more insidious than you think: Right now, in your child’s forehead, where ‘those’ people put the third eye is a Schedule 1 drug, nn-DMT, which means not only the outer children are under threat, but the inner child is under threat, so you can’t just pay lip service to the danger You, yes you, must be constantly vigilant YOUR INNER CHILD IS IN DANGER How many years has it been since you checked in? Tested their moral virtues? How long has it been since you locked them down there? with the spiderless cobwebs, the husks of flies, the damp and the dry rot, and the unopened boxes with all the stuff from your unlived lives? How long has it been since the door has been opened? How long has it been since they’ve seen grass and empty lot fortresses? How long? How long? You must immediately, report the danger, verify the danger Stay on guard for danger and wait for backup. Do not I REPEAT, DO NOT Find the key — it doesn’t turn Open the door — you can’t it’s swollen shut Yell through the crack — Hey! Are you OK in there? there is no answer there is no answer desperate you lay on the floor the smell of concrete, unwashed rug rancid memories of meals no one has cooked for you in a long, long time and you hear down below a stirring, a faint manic melody A loud CRASH! Was that a trapdoor swinging open? A wall crumbling? A painting becoming the landscape it was a poor imitation of? “O hello,” you say in a long-lost voice hearing a dangerous crunching reply: “What’s up Doc? Whatchya doing? Want a carrot?”
That’s all folks!
Carrots iz drugs
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Brilliant Poem, Bro. Did you know the whole bunnies like carrots phenomena is based around Bugs Bunny which is base on Clark Gable's character in "It happened one Night"